Dykons: Lady Gaga
This week it’s the bold, bisexual and bonkers performer who, as her lyrics go, is “opposed to the typical”.
Stefani Joanne Germanotta.
Also known as:
Not to be confused with:
Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Gwen Stefani or Kylie, even though her style and sound are a pastiche of all of them, with a bit of Andy Warhol, Grace Jones, David Bowie and Queen thrown in.
Oh, and she apparently dyed her hair platinum because she used to be confused with Amy Winehouse!
With green hair, taking photos with boyfriend Taylor Kinney.
Her whole look – it’s an ever-changing work of art!
Most likely to:
Put on a performance to shock – and in these post-Madonna/Britney/Christina three-way lesbian snog days, that’s no easy task.
Least likely to:
Wear a nice cosy twinset with a string of pearls.
Is she a sista?
She recently told Barbara Walters,
“I do like women….That’s what ‘Poker Face’ was all about. Why, when I was with my boyfriend, was I fantasising about women?”
She also admitted,
“I’ve had sexual relationships with women”.
But this was old news. She told the world about her bisexuality rubbing her boyfriends up the wrong way a lot earlier, saying,
“The fact that I’m into women, they’re all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you’”
Those pins alone get a big phwoarrr from us.
Her gay fans, who she considers got her to where she is today.
“I had no following except for my gay fans – they lifted me up and protected me in the press. It’s the most beautiful, joyous crowd and I couldn’t be more blessed to have had them on my side”.
The hermaphrodite rumours that follow her around. In response to the speculation, she allegedly stated,
“I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big fucking deal”.
We don’t think it matters…