Food To Avoid Ordering On Your V-Day Date
You know when you’re on a Valentines date, this is the image you want to constantly give off right?
Although it often comes off more like this
But what if your date calls and asks you out for dinner? Italian food? The horror!
You think eating Spagetti will be like this?
Avoid it because in reality, it will be more like this
Even pizza can be a slippery slope to tred on if it’s known for it’s particularly cheesy qualities
Probably best to stick to simple pasta, like ravioli, as James Franco will demonstrate for us
What about American Food, maybe you’re heading to an American diner 50’s style?
Rule number one, avoid BBQ ribs!
And avoid those big burgers that are too big to ever fit into your mouth in one polite bite
And avoid anything with way too much chocolate
Or ice cream for that matter
Anywhere that involves chopsticks might be a bad plan, unless you’re a seasoned pro, or both useless with these impressive utensils
Big shellfish is also a bad idea, unless your idea of sexy is wearing bibs and cracking open dead animals with a hammer, sex appeal off the charts
And you can forget about tacos and fajitas
All of these foods are however completely back on the table if neither one of you care about sauces around the face or slight lack of mysterious sex appeal