Stuff That Just Shouldn’t Happen On Mondays
An alarm going off, of any sort. An alarm clock, a fire alarm, a car alarm. In fact any loud noise just shouldn’t.
Facebook alerting you to other people are going on holiday.
Facebook alerting you to a full album of your friend and her new GF’s sickeningly sweet weekend antics.
Opening your email inbox.
Finding out the intern STILL hasn’t done that thing that really needs doing.
Someone getting too close to you when you’re in a naturally bad, Monday-y mood.
Or it being so cold outside that you start to feel like:
Places not having what you want for lunch. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Or falling over/dropping anything at all just doesn’t need to be a possibility on a Monday
And you may as well just lay down and say no to life if you’re computer isn’t working
Or turning your computer or phone on to discover yet another update that leaves you utterly confuzzled. Fifty shades of NO right there
Can we all just agree that anything other than lying down and feeling sorry for yourself is not allowed on Mondays?