7 Tips For Bringing Your Girlfriend Home For Christmas
The seven days of bringing your girlfriend home for Christmas
Firstly, a congratulations is probably in order, since you’ve survived the “Where do we go for Christmas?” argument and you still have a girlfriend.
Well done you.
As a reward, and to help the festive season go off without a hitch, here’s a list of Christmas commandments to get you through…
Should You Date Someone You Work With?
You’ve spotted someone you fancy at work – this is brilliant; you can practically get paid to flirt with her. Once she inevitably decides that she loves you back, your life will be so much easier; you can go to work in one car, lunch together and have sneaky supply cupboard sessions when nobody’s looking…
10 Reasons Why You’re Still Single
You think you’re a good egg, so you can’t possibly understand why you’re still single.
Here’s 10 reasons why you could potentially be single…
Exit Strategies
Your exits are located here, here and here…
But if you use them, she will call you a douchebag and all of her friends will unfollow you on Twitter.
Thus is the unwritten rule of, “What happens when you dump your girlfriend.”
There are, however, some ways to soften the blow…
Why Women Baffle Me…
Oh ladies, you’re such beautiful, sensual creatures.
Your curves are so pretty and you smell nice and oh, you’re so soft, do you moisturise?
I like you because you’re so sensitive and interesting, and, oh wait; you’re also completely ridiculous, irrational and confusing.
So help me answer these…?