You Forgot Mother’s Day Didn’t You?

Quick! Scramble! Try some of these…

• Make your Mum a Mother’s Day playlist.
  Fill it with sappy songs that you think your Mum will love or Mum specific songs – Boys II Men and even Tupac have a song about their Mum’s. Or what about Barry Manilow? Is that too sexual?
  You know what your Mum likes, pop it in on a playlist and tell her it’s the equivalent of the mixed tape.

• Cook her a meal.
  Think of all the meals she’s cooked for you…
  If you’re not a culinary genius, fear not, our mate Jamie Oliver has put together his list of recipes that are supposed to take 15 minutes – allow 3 hours.
  If all else fails, slap together a sandwich, if you can’t do it – Subway can!

• Write her a love note.
  With pen and paper. Suffer hand cramps for the rest of the day.
  Don’t moan.

• Fix her computer for her.
  Good gays don’t let their Mum’s play on Internet Explorer.

• Tell her you love her.
  It’s cheap, it’s true and it will make her love you a little bit more.

Whatever you do, DON’T:

• Leave your GaydarGirls profile open around her.
  Hello inappropriate questions…
• Tell her she should thank you for making her a Mum.
  You want a Christmas present don’t you? Mum’s have long memories.

• Buy her a puppy just because you want one.

• Buy her flowers if she’s allergic – you insensitive swine.

• Buy her chocolates and eat them in front of her – a moment on the lips, that stays on your hips.

From all at GaydarGirls, send your Mum our love – we love your Mum because she made you.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mum’s out there – you rock.

 

Mariella Mejia; works at GaydarGirls and is always on the lookout for great content, inspiring stories and restaurant recommendations – she can’t help herself.