Things lesbians are tired of hearing

“So what DO lesbians do in the bedroom then?”

“Were you hurt by a guy before? Is that what turned you gay?”

“Will you make out with your girlfriend in front of me?”

“But you don’t look like a lesbian?”

“So do you only watch shows like the L-word and Orange Is The New Black then?”

“Omg isn’t Ruby Rose the hottest lesbian ever?”

“Don’t you feel like you’re missing out on something?”

“Wait so, you’ve all dated each other? How does that work?”

“But if you want kids, isn’t it going to be harder to have them?”

“But don’t you just miss guys a little bit?”

“Don’t you think one night with me would make you straight?”

“I know a guy who would be great for you”

“Do you ever wear make up?”

“I kissed a girl when I was drunk, so I was gay once.”

“Look at this picture of this hot guy, doesn’t this do anything for you?”