13 Reasons Why you should watch Labyrinth
In 1986 a weird and wonderful film was released called Labyrinth, it starred none other than the late, great David Bowie. Here we take a a moment to appreciate all its weird wonderfulness
Look at David Bowie as the Goblin King, just Look at that majestic hair
And that cool magic trick he did with the glass ball
It had that iconic song ‘Dance Magic Dance’ that made you sing “you remind me of the babe” over and over again
And it had David Bowie doing a not so majestic, slightly awkward dance to said song
It had intense camera shots like this one, #ACTING
And this one #ACTING INTENSIFIED
It had a very young Jennifer Connelly looking just generally perplexed through the entire film
Look at her, she has no clue what’s going on, bless her
The film was directed by Muppets creator Jim Henson so the film is basically like a slightly darker, weirder episode of the muppets
The most underrated character was David Bowie’s trouser bulge, no seriously, it’s sparked a lot of conversation over the years
And, are we forgetting anything?
OF COURSE, only the best character in any film ever, the worm
Seriously, he’s only the cutest thing to have ever graced our screens
Don’t be modest Labyrinth worm, you are the image of everything that is good and pure in this life