20 Signs You Love Cats Too Much
You have already decided that, ultimately, cats are better than most people
You can’t remember the last time you did a video search without it ending with you just staring at funny cat videos
Or cute cat videos
You are fully aware of the stereotype that all lesbians love cats and quite frankly, you don’t care
Your GaydarGirls dating profile sounds a lot like this
You pull this face when you meet someone who doesn’t like cats
Or this face
There have been moments where you thought something like this was like a scene in your future
Even your fashion sense has been inspired by cats
You spend a significant amount of time trying to prove to people that they are super loving creatures
And that they are way funnier than any other animal in the universe
And that they are the cutest animals ever
And you are convinced life won’t be complete until you have a dwarf cat
And honestly some of the best conversations you have had have been with cats
And you can safely say you have called at least one cat a close friend of yours
You just generally seem to think about them a lot
And their mischievous antics
You also obsess over how helpless they are, way more derpy than dogs
You often strive to embody that effortless ‘mean streak’ cats have as well
Oh cats, please never change