Food To Avoid Ordering On Your V-Day Date

You know when you’re on a Valentines date, this is the image you want to constantly give off right?

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Although it often comes off more like this

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But what if your date calls and asks you out for dinner? Italian food? The horror!

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You think eating Spagetti will be like this?

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Avoid it because in reality, it will be more like this

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Even pizza can be a slippery slope to tred on if it’s known for it’s particularly cheesy qualities

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Probably best to stick to simple pasta, like ravioli, as James Franco will demonstrate for us

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What about American Food, maybe you’re heading to an American diner 50’s style?

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Rule number one, avoid BBQ ribs!

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And avoid those big burgers that are too big to ever fit into your mouth in one polite bite

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And avoid anything with way too much chocolate

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Or ice cream for that matter

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Anywhere that involves chopsticks might be a bad plan, unless you’re a seasoned pro, or both useless with these impressive utensils

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Big shellfish is also a bad idea, unless your idea of sexy is wearing bibs and cracking open dead animals with a hammer, sex appeal off the charts

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And you can forget about tacos and fajitas

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All of these foods are however completely back on the table if neither one of you care about sauces around the face or slight lack of mysterious sex appeal

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