Thoughts You Have When Your GF Is Taking Too Long

“I am beyond impressed by how long we’ve been in this bed. I might actually give myself a round of applause.”

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“But that would mean moving my hand and she still hasn’t finished, so I just have to praise myself internally and carry on”

smileloki

“But this is taking forever so I have to eventually ask the inevitable”

ok

“…Only to have my head bitten off and told to keep going”

calmdownbey

“So, ok, I carry on. Finally, lifting those weights seems to have come in use”

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“But actually I think I can feel a mild cramp creeping into my hand and it’s making me panic.”

Twitchy Raven

But I must retain my zen and power through as best I can despite the cramp building”

polar-bear-tired

“Actually I’m going to try to help her along with some dirty talk but the tiredness is affecting my choice of words slightly”

cheese

“Thankfully she just uttered the magic words… “I’m close!””

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“Oh, turns out she wasn’t”

funnyjudy

“I hope that she can’t tell that I’m now internally screaming this to her”

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“Ok, finally, we have liftoff. Finally. YES!”

robscream

“Ok I’m really actually rather good at this aren’t I”.

damngood

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