Top Ten lesbian clichés

We could probably write a book on these but we’re refining the GaydraGirls app so we don’t have time. Instead we’ve picked our top ten.

We are all bra burning feminists who hate men

 

We love cats more than every other human that isn’t part of our lesbian inner circle

We ONLY wear flannel shirts.

We all look like Ruby Rose…. sometimes we wish we did but sadly, genes aren’t always so generous, or similar

In a relationship we just end up morphing into each other.

We move in with each other really quickly. You think that’s the first time we have heard that ‘second date U-Haul van’ joke, really?

One of us has to wear the trousers in the relationship. Oh haha yeah so funny like we haven’t heard that one before either lol, NO, stop.

We absolutely must be vegetarian, and score bonus points for being vegan

Our fave hobby is hunting straight girls and turning them….. we just wait, until, BOOM, gotcha

Lesbians automatically always hate ALL bisexuals and we don’t trust them. Again, really?